Wednesday, August 27, 2014

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Monday, August 25, 2014
addelburgh:

farewell

addelburgh:

farewell

sleepworkoutandeat:

learn! 

sleepworkoutandeat:

learn! 

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fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

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fuckyeahcats:

This is our super sweet, fat, funny, sassy female cat, George.  We need your help!  Since moving to the States, her owner has become allergic to EVERYTHING, including George :(  We want George to continue to be loved in a wonderful home with an attentive owner that loves to pet her (and keep her inside).  She’s not even one year old, she’s perfectly house trained (never had an accident), is fixed and up to date with her shots.
Can any of the FYC followers help us and George by giving her a new home??  If you’re a cat person and living in Oklahoma, YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS AMAZING CAT.  I MEAN LOOK AT HER.  I MEAN.

I would love to have her, whatta babyyyy ;(

fuckyeahcats:

This is our super sweet, fat, funny, sassy female cat, George.  We need your help!  Since moving to the States, her owner has become allergic to EVERYTHING, including George :(  

We want George to continue to be loved in a wonderful home with an attentive owner that loves to pet her (and keep her inside).  She’s not even one year old, she’s perfectly house trained (never had an accident), is fixed and up to date with her shots.

Can any of the FYC followers help us and George by giving her a new home??  If you’re a cat person and living in Oklahoma, YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS AMAZING CAT.  I MEAN LOOK AT HER.  I MEAN.

I would love to have her, whatta babyyyy ;(

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

tannerisbatman:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

Wow

vampirevvekend:

WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS 

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